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Welcome to my homepage! I have finally got around to updating my site (Hurrah - I hear you cry!) so theres at least two new pictures now!!! Anyway, I hope you enjoy the site, i know there's not much here really, but you can fit more in here than on profiles for most other thingies! Enjoy! :o)


To begin at the begining...
I was born in Worcester Ronkswood hospital in the UK at the age of 0 and in the year of our Lord 1979. Being slightly larger than normal meant that my mother had to endure a rather painful operation to, for want of a better phrase, get me out of her system. From the ages of 0-16 I spent most of my time doing nothing much but going to school, not doing homework, stuffing my face & listening to music. The after school I decided that I would become a world famous actor and so promptly enrolled in a BTEC Performing Arts course. After two whole years of making bad costumes, tragic prosthetic make-up and hammy acting, I decided that possibly it would be better that I stuck to the village panto each year in Peopleton.

So, as I still had no idea what I wanted to do in life and one of my mates was starting a new Music Technology course I decided to do that instead, as people had noticed my amazing ability of being able to plug CD players into the backs of amplifiers (something not to be underestimated.) After spending two whole years of making bad radio plays, tragic dance tunes and hammy digital edits, I decided that perhaps it would now be time to look for a job. So where did I end up? Abbey Road? Well, no Kays Catalogue. I worked there for just over a year tearing my hair out and wanting to kill the person in charge of our so called 'Premium Service'. For some reason I had become resigned to the fact that this was where my future lay and I was thinking of getting a mortgage and the like. Luckily at this point my mother interviend and suggested I went to New Zealand. Possibly this was to get rid of me for the year, but more likely because 'mother knows best' etc!!! However, she was absolutely right and I returned a new person! I'm now back at college looking at getting a worthwhile Degree in something computery & having a great time. The story continues...


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